Daily Hassles: Traffic

Dear Traffic,

I hope this message finds you in the middle of a massive traffic jam because I just wanted to remind you how much joy and laughter you bring to people's lives. Who doesn't love being stuck in the streets, late for work, surrounded by a sea of honking horns and frustrated commuters and drivers? It truly is a delightful experience that we all look forward to.

But let's not forget the cherry on top - the days when you decided to show up uninvited on our busiest workdays, filled with deadlines and a mile-long to-do list. It's almost as if you have a secret mission to make our lives as chaotic and stressful as possible. Well congratulations, because you are doing an excellent job making simple journeys feel like epic quests, as we navigate through the never-ending labyrinth of congested roads. Your talent for turning a ten-minute drive into a marathon event is genuinely awe-inspiring.

But if I make a suggestion, Traffic, why not take a vacation somewhere remote where you will not hassle a single human being? Give us hardworking individuals a chance to be on time at work. And who knows, it might do wonders for your own being too. Perhaps you'll find a new calling that involves joy rather than inconveniences.

Until then, Traffic, I wish you all the best in finding a true meaning in your existence that doesn't involve ruining someone's day.

Sincerely,

Definitely not your friend.